Scientists Have Proven That Eating Chocolate Makes You Skinny. Seriously

This has to fall under the "life changing studies" category.  A new study from USA Today has found that eating chocolate makes you SKINNY.  People who ate a moderate portion of chocolate five times a week had a lower Body Mass Index than people who had chocolate less frequently.  The scientists say eating chocolate has a psychological effect that helps you keep a diet AND provides antioxidants that can help you slim down.