Do You Act Middle Aged?

I may act middle aged even though I have a few years before I officially become middle aged. What's even worse is that I am completely OK with it. Do you do the same thing?  If you are wondering if you act middle aged, read the list below and apply it to your life.

• You will pay more for a dinner just to be in a quiet restaurant
• You hate loud, repetitive noises
• You are asleep on Friday and Saturday night by 10pm
• You would rather be home than anywhere else
• You hate cheap coffee
• You don't care what other people think of you
• You clean your car on the same day every week
• It's hilarious to you when you see a kid throw a fit
• One alcoholic beverage puts you to sleep