Conversations That Were Overheard at Whole Foods

I love Whole Foods but, sometimes conversations that are overheard in an organic grocery store are classic. Here is a list of, "people say the darnest things...in Whole Foods":

• Farro is totally the new quinoa
• How can you be out of vegan parfaits, are YOUUU going to go out to my car and tell my daughter that you're out of vegan parfaits?
• Oh goodness no, I'm not fussy at all. I'll eat anything, as long as it's gluten-free, dairy-cream, low-carb, low-fat, low calorie, sugar-free, unprocessed, fair trade, raw and organic
• Here's an expression mummy would be happy for you to learn..."Fair Trade."
• My dog recently started the 30 day vegan challenge
• I hate that they are always asking me to donate to charity at check-out. If I wanted a guilt trip, I would have gone shopping with my mother.
• Do you have a soy-based, non-dairy substitute for heavy cream

You can view the complete list at Distractify.