Yesterday Apple revealed the price of the Apple Watch to the world. And if you haven't seen it yet, you better sit down.

The base model, the Apple Sport, crafted from aluminum and featuring the plastic band everyone will hate and automatically replace, costs $350. And that's just the base model. The real Apple Watch, with it's steel frame, sapphire glass, and high end bands, starts at $550.

But that's not the one you want.

You want the star of the show: The Apple Watch Edition. This luxury smart watch is crafted from a special Apple blend of 18K gold, uses sapphire glass, and starts at a cool $10,000.

Yep. $10,000. Also, holy sh--!

That's luxury, baby. $10,000 for an 18K Apple iPhone Accessory--that does nothing until you pair it with an iPhone. It won't even tell time--that will be outdated in about a year when Apple releases the Apple Watch Air for $9,999.

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