If you're male, you didn't have a Valentine yesterday, and you bought YOURSELF flowers to feel better about yourself . . . congratulations.  You are the most unique man on the planet.

According to a survey about flower buying on Valentine's Day, yesterday, 23% of women who got flowers purchased them for themselves.  And 0% of men purchased flowers for themselves.  So if you did, stand up, because you have not been counted. 

Via (Broken Secrets)