Touron

The animals were there first. Move aside.

Watch the heart-stopping moment a bison charges at a young girl in Yellowstone. Learn valuable tips for staying safe around wild animals!

The video is only about 5 seconds long on the Whiskey Riff Instagram page, but there’s a lot to take in and critique.

Actor Pierce Brosnan caught in Yellowstone National Park restricted area, receives citation.

The videos of geothermal tourons aren’t as titillating, so don’t get the same notoriety. Let’s shed light on this particular elusive type of stupid tourist.

Yellowstone visitors like this are the reason there is now a new word in our dictionary. Because of them the word 'touron' now exists.

I don’t know if hanging over a cliff is stupid or bold.

If you have ever wanted to visit Yellowstone with the desire to walk off the path and touch the water in a geyser: please don’t.

In what might be the final Yellowstone National Park touron video of April, a visitor can be seen walking up to within just a few feet of a massive bison. As one would expect, the animal didn't appreciate it and responded accordingly.

Earlier this week a woman jumped into the scalding hot waters of a Yellowstone spring to rescue one of her dogs.

The quote: See, I'm like Eliot Ness. I always get my man. I'm that good" Should probably be used from now on by the investigators in Yellowstone.

For those wondering, a touron is a tourist who is also a moron. This story is a bout a touron who got handsy with a wild bison in Yellowstone.