Touron

The quote: See, I'm like Eliot Ness. I always get my man. I'm that good" Should probably be used from now on by the investigators in Yellowstone.

For those wondering, a touron is a tourist who is also a moron. This story is a bout a touron who got handsy with a wild bison in Yellowstone.

No, we're not surprised. Yes, we are not happy to report that it appears a tourist really did pet a bison in Yellowstone recently.