Touron

In what might be the final Yellowstone National Park touron video of April, a visitor can be seen walking up to within just a few feet of a massive bison. As one would expect, the animal didn't appreciate it and responded accordingly.

Earlier this week a woman jumped into the scalding hot waters of a Yellowstone spring to rescue one of her dogs.

The quote: See, I'm like Eliot Ness. I always get my man. I'm that good" Should probably be used from now on by the investigators in Yellowstone.

For those wondering, a touron is a tourist who is also a moron. This story is a bout a touron who got handsy with a wild bison in Yellowstone.

No, we're not surprised. Yes, we are not happy to report that it appears a tourist really did pet a bison in Yellowstone recently.