Yellowstone Touron Gets Handsy with Bison Booty and Lives
For those wondering, a touron is a tourist who is also a moron. This story is a bout a touron who got handsy with a wild bison in Yellowstone.
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Touron Alert: Yes, a Woman Really Did Pet a Bison at Yellowstone
No, we're not surprised. Yes, we are not happy to report that it appears a tourist really did pet a bison in Yellowstone recently.