Utah Parkgoer Splashed With Tomato Juice Seeks Messy Squirter

Sometimes you come across something online that piques your curiosity to the point where you need more information, but are stymied from getting it.

A recent interaction between two adults involving tomato juice at a north Utah park resulted in one of the individuals posting to a classified website in an attempt to strike up a connection.

Utah Park Visitor Seeks Tomato Squirter

Personally, if I'm looking to eat at the local park, I would bring something to snack on that is relatively mess-free and easy to consume. I certainly would want to avoid splashing someone sitting next to me or letting fruit nectar run down my face, but, you know, that's my manners talking.

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I came across a bizarre message posted on the Salt Lake City / Missed Connections Craigslist website that I had to read a dozen times to make sense of. Most people I associate with would be catastrophically turned off by being squirted with tomato juice by a stranger sitting next to them on a park bench, who then stares at you and mumbles about streetlights.

But hey, whatever blows your hair back, ya know.

So, that happened!

Utah Park Visitor Squirts Tomato Juice On Another Sparking An Unsettling Potential Love Connection

Titled 'Cherry Tomato Man,' an unknown visitor to Utah's Liberty Park south of Ogden is trying to track down a muttering guy who was stuffing tiny tomatoes into his face and squirting juice all over himself and those sitting next to him. Okay, I think that sums up what transpired 13 days ago.

This case of disturbing and oddly arousing human synergy sounds like a scene from a Farrelly Brothers film. Personally, I would have raked up leaves with the guy, but since this is potentially a budding romance, I think the chips should fall where they may.

Get a hotel room, you two, and some napkins.