Missions That Probably Won’t Be in Grand Theft Auto 5
We're excited for Grand Theft Auto 5. It's going to be Rockstar's biggest open world game ever, which is saying something, because Rockstar really goes all-in on this front. But, let's be realistic -- you won't be able to do everything in this game. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. After all, you don't want to take time out from gameplay to buy toilet paper. Here are a few Missions That Probably Won't Be in Grand Theft Auto 5.
Spend quality time with the kids
Get a chiropractic adjustment
Mow the lawn on your sweet John Deere
Stumble upon LMFAO on Venice Beach
Get snuggly with Kumiko, your Japanese body pillow
Make a pizza from scratch
Slap all your troubles away with a Slap Chop
Go to a tail gate party before the big game
Pay your unpaid parking tickets
-- Concepts by Christine Gritmon and Nick Nadel
-- Photoshops by Christine Gritmon
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