Would You Give Up One Year of Your Life to Get Your Hair Back?

My hair is starting to thin on top.  That's putting in nicely.  If you're taller than me, you can probably see a growing bald spot at the top of my head.

When my groomer, Jan first told me, I didn't want to believe her.  I even went home to have my wife confirm that yes, I have a balding area.

I found this funny (and somewhat disturbing) list of things guys would give up to have their hair back.

13% of bald men say when they first started feeling truly bald it affected their relationship.

4% said they went TEMPORARILY INSANE when they lost their hair.

25% of bald men would give up a pay raise this year to get their hair back

38% would give up alcohol for a year.

23% would, , "give up their mother-in-law" to get their hair back.  I'm not exactly sure what that means.  Are these guys saying they'd MURDER their wife's mom to get their hair back?

And finally, 10% of bald men would shave off (no pun) up a year of their life to get their hair back.

(Daily Mail)