I Ripped a Stupid Hole in My Pants and it Ruined My Entire Day.
Yesterday, I ripped a hole in my back, left pants pocket, which happens to be the pocket where I keep my wallet. I simply switched my wallet to the other pocket and problem solved, right? Wrong!
It's unbelievably weird. It feels like I have a gigantic lump on my rear end. It's funny how you can wear a wallet and hardly notice it, then switch to the opposite pocket and have trouble walking for the rest of the day.
Try it. Switch your wallet to the other pocket and tell me it doesn't feel really, really awkward.