I always thought house sitting was incredibly fun when I was younger. You stayed in someone else's place for free, ate their food and watched their cable. Things have changed. I can no longer house sit for someone without constantly worrying that I will forget to do something, their animals will get out or something will happen while the home is in my care.
If you're going to light up, at least make sure to stand up.
New research has found that sitting for long periods of time can be just as dangerous as smoking.
You drive to work on roads filled with distracted idiots. You walk in past the smokers and inhale their second-hand smoke. You eat a high-fat breakfast. You look at the ceiling tiles and realize they're still packed with asbestos.
And after all that . . . you still haven't encountered the most life-threatening part of your day. No, that happens when you SIT DOWN.