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The phrase "mommy didn't love me enough" has been keeping the therapy business alive since day one.  And guess what?  We just found out about a NEW way your mom screwed you up!

15-year-old James Mond is being forced by his mother to stand on various Tampa, Florida street corners with a sign that details his poor GPA and bad score on an achievement test. The sign encourages motorists to "Honk if I need an education." Rhoda Holder says James will have to perform this task for a week, and believes her tough love will prevent her child from becoming a drop out. Psy

Boy meets girl.  Boy marries girl. . . and then, as they went to the airport to fly to their honeymoon in France . . . the groom's mom showed up.  And the groom told his new wife he'd invited mom along on the honeymoon.