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The city of New London recently spent roughly $11 Million on a fancy water fountain that depicts a whale's tail. Since its debut about a month ago, police have repeatedly been called to the scene due to people defecating, urinating and bathing in the tail.

Just as a YouTube meme seems safely dead and buried — interviews with their stars on morning talk shows are usually a sign of impending doom — the power of auto-tune comes along. Today, the magic of auto-tune has touched the infamous "mall fall" video — and the catchy slow-jam "Fell in the Fountain" is born...

It was funny while it lasted. Remember the video of the goofy girl who's so busy trying to walk and text at the same time that she falls right into a mall fountain? The hilarious video went viral, and its pitiable star remained anonymous — until now. Turns out, not only is she not a "girl" — she's 49 year-old woman Cathy Cruz Marrero, an employee at the mall — she's pissed off about the