Embarrassing

What would you do if you showed up for a medical procedure that you know would expose you, only to find out that someone you know will be a part of the staff?

What would you do if you were out in public and ripped your pants, or discovered a hole in your pants in a bad area?

The worst thing I recall ever receiving at a white elephant party was probably the year I opened up a gift pack of Blue Seduction by Antonio Banderas. We ended up drunkenly wrestling the bottle away from one another for hours in an effort to spray unsuspecting friends and family members on the back of the neck.