The “Seven-Year Itch” Is Dead
Everything happens faster in the digital age:  BETTY WHITE went from "Golden Girls" has-been to "SNL" host in five months . . . the homeless guy with the radio voice blew his second chance in record time . . . and, well, CHARLIE SHEEN.
So it's not really …
Who’s old? YOU are!
Hey, who's in the mood to feel TRAGICALLY OLD?  Here's a list of 12 things that children born this year will NEVER know.
#1.)  Video tapes.
#2.)  Travel agents.
#3.)  Movie rental stores.