If you think you're being SMOOTH by hiding something in your underwear drawer . . . rolls of money, credit cards, keys, whatever . . . people are on to you.

Because a LOT of people have that same hiding place.  According to a new survey, 50% of Americans say they hide something in their sock or underwear drawer.

Here are some more findings from the survey . . .

The average person says they wear about 70% of the underwear they own, or seven out of every 10 pairs.

More than one in five people hang on to one lonely sock, hoping the other one turns up.

Men are most likely to hoard old clothes because of NOSTALGIA . . . like they'll hang onto their high school football T-shirt until they're middle-aged.

Women are most likely to hoard old clothes because they're afraid they won't have something to wear on laundry day.

Via (PR Newswire)