A Politician Is Caught Stealing 200 Rolls of Toliet Paper
Cue up every single one of your "politicians need toilet paper because they're so full of crap" puns, 'cause you're gonna need them.
In Stralsund, Germany, toilet paper started disappearing from the town hall. Like, 200 rolls of toilet paper. The janitors were suspicious that a 24-year-old, far-left politician named Frank-Michael John was STEALING the toilet paper.
So the janitors set a trap. When they saw John walk into the bathroom, they waited outside . . . and when he came out they cornered him with a roll in his hand. Charges are still pending.