Take The Eggs Personality Challenge

According to this whacky survey, how you like your eggs is supposed to say a lot about your personality.  How do you like your eggs?  Do any of these even come close to matching your personality?

• Poached eggs.  Means you're outgoing and happier than most people.  You wear loud clothing and prefer upbeat music.
• Hard-boiled eggs.  You're disorganized and most likely to get divorced.
• Fried eggs.  Everything about you screams sensuality.  (Really?)
• Scrambled eggs.  You're guarded and shy.  You're also the most likely not to have children.
• Omelets.  You have lots of self-discipline.  You're reliable, organized, and have a clean home.  You're also least likely to get divorced.

(Daily Mail / British Egg Industry Council)