farted

It may sound like a funny thing to ask, but are you sure you are farting enough for your health?

I may be in the minority of people of cannot stand to watch figure skating.  But some genius on the internet added fart sounds to graceful skaters and now, I can't stop watching. They also added fart sounds to ski jumping and the luge.  Is it childish...

This is an old one... Still makes me laugh.