Everyone has heard Jeff Foxworthy talk about being a redneck but have you ever been somewhere and you realize either you are a redneck or you are surrounded by rednecks? 

This happened to me recently and I had to laugh to myself. I was at a friends house and I noticed that part of their living room furniture was part of their campers furniture. I couldn't help but think to myself you might be a redneck if, your camper's furniture doubles as your living room furniture. Just sayin!

Look, there is no harm in being a redneck...I am pretty sure I am a quarter redneck myself. I just want to know what YOUspecifically think makes a person a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy is the best at spotting rednecks. Here is a list of what makes a redneck a redneck:

Thank you Jeff Foxworthy!

  1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
  2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
  3. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
  4. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
  5. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
  6. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
  7. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
  8. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
  9. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
  10. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
  11. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
  12. You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
  13. You clean your fingernails with a stick.
  14. You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
  15. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
  16. You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
  17. There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
  18. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
  19. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
  20. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
  21. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
  22.  Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
  23. You've ever financed a tattoo.
  24. You've ever stolen toilet paper.

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