Are You a Redneck? [POLL]
Everyone has heard Jeff Foxworthy talk about being a redneck but have you ever been somewhere and you realize either you are a redneck or you are surrounded by rednecks?
This happened to me recently and I had to laugh to myself. I was at a friends house and I noticed that part of their living room furniture was part of their campers furniture. I couldn't help but think to myself you might be a redneck if, your camper's furniture doubles as your living room furniture. Just sayin!
Look, there is no harm in being a redneck...I am pretty sure I am a quarter redneck myself. I just want to know what YOUspecifically think makes a person a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy is the best at spotting rednecks. Here is a list of what makes a redneck a redneck:
Thank you Jeff Foxworthy!
- You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
- You ever cut your grass and found a car.
- You think the stock market has a fence around it.
- Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
- You burn your yard rather than mow it.
- Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
- You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
- The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
- You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
- You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
- You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
- You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
- You clean your fingernails with a stick.
- You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
- Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
- You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
- There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
- The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
- You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
- The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
- You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
- Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
- You've ever financed a tattoo.
- You've ever stolen toilet paper.