You Can Send Yourself Sweet, Loving Texts From An Imaginary Boyfriend
If you're feeling lonely there's a new service out there that will . . . well . . . probably make you feel much, much lonelier in the long-run.
It's called Text Boyfriend. If you sign up, you pay $6-a-month to receive three sweet, loving texts every week from . . . an imaginary boyfriend.
In their marketing, they say, quote, "It's cheaper than sending yourself flowers." If you want to sign up, the site is TextBoyfriend.com.