You Better Redneckednize

Imagine with me for a moment, that you stop by your home for a brief moment on a Monday afternoon, only to find your husband with two co-workers re-wiring your kid's battery operated car so that it will go faster. You can imagine my surprise! And suddenly I was no different than Honey Boo Boo's mom. I realized that I was surrounded by rednecks. This is usually not a bad thing but, I felt a sudden urge to increase my home owners insurance. After being re-wired twice!! The car is hitting top speeds of about 10 to 15 miles per hour...one more re-wire and it will be speeding in residential areas. I am not sure rather to hide my husbands tools or buy better helmets for my kids.