With our growing hopes to always focus on and communicate what's happening in the Magic Valley, we come across dozens of news stories every day. Some are forgettable, and others stay on our minds years after the fact... and these three news stories in Twin Falls earned a safe spot on the "STAY" list because of their craziness.

One of my best childhood friends named John always used to say one of the most brilliant things I've ever heard about comedy: "There are two kinds of funny. Funny ha-ha, and funny uh-oh."

These stories contain both types, so yeeaahhhh, I'll leave that decision work up to you.

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    Giant Rock Penis Formation

    On Sunday, September 8, 2013, a Twin Falls Park Ranger received a call from an employee at the Shoshone Falls concession stand saying there was a.... uh, how do we put this... GIANT PENIS formation made out of rocks.

    Reports said it was about 20 feet in length, but keep in mind that September makes it really cold outside. Usually it would have been closer to 30 or 35 if you measure from the base (see what I did there)

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    Man Fell Through Local Tanning Salon Roof While Peeping On Women

    This one sparked a royal sh**storm when news broke because on the one hand, it's HILARIOUS to picture. I mean, c'mon. Some disgusting, greasy man falling through the ceiling while trying to remain hidden is awesome.

    On the other, EWW! Who does that?

    And then as icing on the TOTAL WEIRDNESS cake, apparently two women with the same name and same spelling both wrote articles to Times News after the story broke.

    Karen Kaster #1 said the owner's response that, "We all think about doing it, but we don't actually DO it," was appalling.

    Karen Kaster #2 said the Times News article's facts were wrong and the owner's comments were taken out of context.

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    Some Guy Escapes Gooding Jail By... Walking Out...

    Again, hysterical, and, um, not so much, all at the same time. Dude's a criminal!

    Benjamin Joseph Ratto escaped from the Gooding County Jail on August 9th, 2014. The plot was very similar to The Great Escape.

    You know, man gets up one morning, plots his revenge, and... walks out the door... which was unlocked.

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