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A High School Kid Sets Off a Fire Alarm Because He Puts On To Much Axe Body Spray

Jackie — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:28:01 +0000

Let’s call this another side effect of overdosing on Axe Body Spray. Besides alerting the world that you’re a d-bag . . . apparently, you also qualify as FLAMMABLE. According to Middletown Press on Thursday afternoon, around 3:00 P.M., a student at Middletown High School in Middletown, Connecticut was in the gym locker room just [...]

Class Up Your Cooking With a New, Safe-to-Eat, Gold Spray Paint

Jackie — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:21:41 +0000

Every year I try to think of a way to make a holiday dish just a little better. This Thanksgiving, you could serve your family plain, old, boring turkey. Or you could serve them solid gold turkey. No-brainer, right? According to Trendland a company in Germany is selling a product called FOOD FINISH, which is [...]

Six People are Injured in New Jersey in a Spray Tan Explosion

Jackie — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 13:38:24 +0000

I knew that there was something not right about spray tans. That being said people love their spray tans especially in New Jersey.

Somerset Messenger-Gazette reported that in Branchburg, New Jersey, six people were injured on Tuesday in . . . a SPRAY TAN EXPLOSION. Not that we want to make light of their injuries. But come on.

The people were all employees at a company called American Spraytech. They were working in the factory when an aerosol can of tanning spray EXPLODED. It somehow blew up in the machine that labels the cans.

Stores Finally Realize That People Hate Getting Sprayed With Perfume

Jackie — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 14:25:22 +0000

For decades now, we've walked through department stores knowing that if we head through the fragrance area, it's a GAUNTLET of over-aggressive salespeople trying to spray you with perfume.

Well . . . it appears that the department stores have finally figured out that people HATE THAT. And HATRED doesn't sell perfume.