May 15, 2012
Let's call this another side effect of overdosing on Axe Body Spray. Besides alerting the world that you're a d-bag . . . apparently, you also qualify as FLAMMABLE.
October 27, 2011 Every year I try to think of a way to make a holiday dish just a little better. This Thanksgiving, you could serve your family plain, old, boring turkey. Or you could serve them solid gold turkey. No-brainer, right?
July 7, 2011
I knew that there was something not right about spray tans. That being said people love their spray tans especially in New Jersey.
Somerset Messenger-Gazette reported that in Branchburg, New Jersey, six people were injured on Tuesday in . . . a SPRAY TAN EXPLOSION. Not that we want to make light of their injuries. But come on.
The people were all employees at a company called American Spraytech. They were working in the factory when an aerosol can of tanning spray EXPLODED. It somehow blew up in the machine that labels the cans.
April 20, 2011 For decades now, we've walked through department stores knowing that if we head through the fragrance area, it's a GAUNTLET of over-aggressive salespeople trying to spray you with perfume.
Well . . . it appears that the department stores have finally figured out that people HATE THAT. And HATRED doesn't sell perfume.
