Let's call this another side effect of overdosing on Axe Body Spray. Besides alerting the world that you're a d-bag . . . apparently, you also qualify as FLAMMABLE.
Every year I try to think of a way to make a holiday dish just a little better. This Thanksgiving, you could serve your family plain, old, boring turkey. Or you could serve them solid gold turkey. No-brainer, right?
I knew that there was something not right about spray tans. That being said people love their spray tans especially in New Jersey.
Somerset Messenger-Gazette reported that in Branchburg, New Jersey, six people were injured on Tuesday in . . . a SPRAY TAN EXPLOSION. Not that we want to make light of their injuries. But come on.
The people were all employees at a company called American Sprayte
For decades now, we've walked through department stores knowing that if we head through the fragrance area, it's a GAUNTLET of over-aggressive salespeople trying to spray you with perfume.
Well . . . it appears that the department stores have finally figured out that people HATE THAT. And HATRED doesn't sell perfume.