sitting

House Sitting
House Sitting
House Sitting
I always thought house sitting was incredibly fun when I was younger. You stayed in someone else's place for free, ate their food and watched their cable. Things have changed. I can no longer house sit for someone without constantly worrying that I will forget to do something, their animals will get out or something will happen while the home is in my care.
The Most Dangerous Thing You Can Do Today Is . . . Sit Down
The Most Dangerous Thing You Can Do Today Is . . . Sit Down
The Most Dangerous Thing You Can Do Today Is . . . Sit Down
You drive to work on roads filled with distracted idiots.  You walk in past the smokers and inhale their second-hand smoke.  You eat a high-fat breakfast.  You look at the ceiling tiles and realize they're still packed with asbestos. And after all that . . . you still haven't encountered the most life-threatening part of your day.  No, that happens when you SIT DOWN.