A word to the wise, I'd discourage any children from asking for an official "Red Rider, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time," as you know what could happen in the case of ricochet.
Sorry kids. It appears as if your presents are on back order this year because Santa Claus isn't coming to town in 2012. He's too busy prepping for the upcoming (and supposed) apocalypse, according to last night's episode of 'Conan.'