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The Average Person is Drunk in 76% of Their Tagged Facebook Photos?

Jackie — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:09:24 +0000

This story comes from England and the number seems really high . . . but it's possible it's true over here, too.

According to a new survey from Mashable, the average person is drunk in 76% of their tagged Facebook photos. That's three out of every four.

Naked Man Throws Tennis Balls at Passing Cars

95.7 KEZJ — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:17:58 +0000

A naked man and some tennis balls sure caused a lot of racket in Auckland, New Zealand on Sunday.

According to stuff.co.nz, police arrested the unidentified man for walking around in his birthday suit while tossing tennis balls at cars as they zipped by.

Drunk Man Mistakes Cigarettes for Cell Phone [VIDEO]

Brad Weiser — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:13:52 +0000

Cell phones can do many things these days, but you'd be hard-pressed to find one that also satisfies your nicotine craving.

Britain's Sun newspaper reports a drunk driver in Russia pulled over by police tried to make a call with a pack of cigarettes he thought was a cell phone.

Cops pulled over the would-be Marlboro Man after noticing he was driving erratically. When they stopped his vehicle, the man pretended his hand was a cell phone and he began trying to yak away.

Nicolas Cage Arrested, Bailed Out by Dog the Bounty Hunter

Brad Weiser — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 03:36:34 +0000

Talk about a bizarre chain of events: Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage was arrested early Saturday morning in New Orleans on charges of public drunkenness, disturbing the peace and domestic abuse battery.

The arrest stemmed from an argument Cage had with his wife, Alice, about the location of the house they were renting.

According to a statement from the New Orleans Police Department, "Cage and his wife were standing in front of a residence that he insisted was the property the couple was renting. She disagreed, and Cage grabbed her by the upper arm and pulled her to what he believed was the correct address. There were no signs of injury on his wife's arm."

Applebee's Served a Child a Margarita

Terry Morgan — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 13:00:56 +0000

Countdown to massive lawsuit in five . . . four . . . three . . . two . . .

On Friday afternoon, Taylor Dill-Reese of Oak Park, Michigan was with her family having an early dinner at Applebee's. She ordered an apple juice for her 15-month-old son and the server brought it to him in a sippy cup.

The kid drank out of the cup, then started acting strange. Taylor took a sip and figured out why . . . her 15-month-old wasn't served apple juice, he was served a MARGARITA.

Girl Leaves Drunk Voicemail on the Wrong Guy's Phone [VIDEO]

Brad Weiser — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:43:56 +0000

Beyond the morning-after hangover, one of the cornerstones of a night of heavy drinking is the inevitable drunk dial.

Just ask poor YouTube user mixtapevolumeone, who received a rather devastating phone call from an unknown (read: inebriated) love interest, who claimed she "hit it off right away" with him, and that they shared the same interest in Yo-Yos, among other things.

The message gets progressively worse as the minutes tick away -- not to mention confusing, as the girl claims to work at eBay, only to follow-up by saying she actually works at Jamba Juice. (Which is it?!)