In case you haven't heard, a fringe Christian sect has predicted that the rapture is happening tomorrow. Yahoo News reports that they made the same prediction in 1994 and they were wrong, but this time they say they're serious.
So with the end of time being tomorrow, I need to find somewhere for my dog and cat to go when I am no longer here. The good news is a group of atheists run a company called Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. And for a price, they'll take care of your pet once you're up in heaven hanging out with three of the four "Golden Girls" and Abe Lincoln.