Roughing It? [Poll]

I'm not a big fan of camping. My idea of "roughing it" is when the Internet goes down, but I have a lot of friends who plan entire, elaborate trips around camping. I just don't get it.

Maybe I'm just a huge sissy la la, but camping is uncomfortable and usually cold (and if you're sleeping on air mattresses or in an RV, you're not camping). I always get that one rock or mound of dirt stuck in my back, I reek of campfire smoke, and alternating between freezing and sweating to death in my sleeping bag drives me crazy.

I'm obviously not an outdoors kind of person. I would be too worried that my iPhone would get ruined to actually enjoy myself. How do you feel about "roughing it?"