Fellas... Take a bow.  Your laziness has lowered your wife's expectations to the point that just doing a minor chore makes you look like a hero.

According to a new survey, the number one thing women wish their husband would do more often is . . . VACUUM.

That's it.  No fancy dinners, romantic gestures, or s surprise trip to Cancun.  You can make all of her dreams come true with like five minutes of vacuuming once a week.

Here's the list that rounds out the top four but we need you to help us make a top ten.  So I need you to finish this sentence.  "My husband would be perfect if only he would ____________."

Leave your note in the comments and we'll publish an Idaho version, done right!

  1. Vacuum.
  2. Empty the dishwasher.
  3. Ask for directions.
  4. Put the toilet seat down.