We are taught from a very young age that if you don't wear green on St. Patrick's Day, you will be pinched. When you are young, this idea seems fun. Your whole day is centered around finding people that aren't wearing green just so you can pinch them.

Most of us grow out of this, except for that one guy at the office. You know who I'm talking about. The guy who has no space bubble and will hover over you desk for hours. This man may even refer to himself as the "Pinch Patrol".

Because there is such thing as the pinch patrol, there needs to be a Twin Falls public service announcement. If you are a grown adult you cannot, I repeat you cannot pinch someone for not wearing green even if it is St Paddy's day. If you do, you might get punched in the face. Don't say I didn't worn you.