If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Is The First Thing You Would Do?

You always hear women say that it would be easier to be a man and you always hear men say that it would be easier to be a women. This would prove that the grass is always greener on the other side. I, on the other hand am not so sure. While I think it might be easier to get ready in the morning and I dream of eating like a guy and still fitting my favorite jeans I am not 100% convinced that I want to be a guy. If I was...I would probably come home, take the trash out and sit on the couch for the rest of the night. Winning!