I was at the movies with my buddy Nate from KOOL 96.5.  No more than ten minutes into the movie he asked for some of my popcorn.  I leaned in and said what any self respecting man would say:  "Get your own."  Nate was about to break two very important bro rules.

1.  My food is my food.  If you want something, go get your own.

2.  If there is even a remote chance that our hands might touch... it ain't happening.

The only other acceptable option would be for someone to go fetch an empty container (and by "someone" I mean YOU) and I might consider giving you some of my popcorn that way.   Otherwise?  Hands off!