Describe Twin Falls in Four Words

Here's a little brain exercise for you.  Take everything you know about Twin Falls and try to sum it up in just four words.

I asked around our office and we came up with these to get the ball rolling.

Twin Falls

• I hate Blue Lakes
• Squirrel gangs are real
• Heart of Magic Valley
• Must have good tires
• One, big, beautiful canyon
• Perrine Bridge BASE Jumpers
• Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
• Wide, open, beautiful, spaces.
• Smells like cow butt

We could go on all day but that's not the point.  We want to see what four words you would use to describe Twin Falls.  Have fun!