Awkward Shopping in Twin Falls – Why Do I Get Nervous at Victoria’s Secret?
Hello. My name is Brad. And Victoria’s Secret scares me.
I’m not sure why but on the rare occasions that I go into one, I don’t know what to do with myself?
My wife really likes a particular perfume they sell so I went there to get some for her birthday.
No sooner had I crossed the threshold into the store that I found myself not looking. After all, I didn’t want to look like a creeper. I looked at the floor, then at the ceiling, then back to the floor.
Then I starting thinking that my attempts to not look were probably even more awkward than actually looking… so I started looking. Then, I got worried that my looking would look like leering and that would look creepy. Before I knew it, I was ready to bolt before anyone in the store had a chance to help me.
I wish I knew what the big deal was. We’re all adults here, right? After asking you on the show today, I seem to be the only guy that makes Victoria’s Secret awkward. Not one guy who called the show seemed to have any problems walking into a Victoria’s Secret. Heck… one dude who called the show said he once picked up a bra for his wife while he was at the mall.
Am I alone?