Awkward Shopping in Twin Falls – Why Do I Get Nervous at Victoria’s Secret?

Hello.  My name is Brad.  And Victoria's Secret scares me.

I'm not sure why but on  the rare occasions that I go into one, I don't know what to do with myself?

My wife really likes a particular perfume they sell so I went there to get some for her birthday.

No sooner had I crossed the threshold into the store that I found myself not looking.  After all, I didn't want to look like a creeper.  I looked at the floor, then at the ceiling, then back to the floor.

Then I starting thinking that my attempts to not look were probably even more awkward than actually looking... so I started looking.  Then, I got worried that my looking would look like leering and that would look creepy.  Before I knew it, I was ready to bolt before anyone in the store had a chance to help me.

I wish I knew what the big deal was.  We're all adults here, right?  After asking you on the show today, I seem to be the only guy that makes Victoria's Secret awkward.  Not one guy who called the show seemed to have any problems walking into a Victoria's Secret.  Heck... one dude who called the show said he once picked up a bra for his wife while he was at the mall.

Am I alone?