Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
Is This the White Trashiest Wedding March Ever?
A lady decided to do a "seductive" dance down the aisle to her own version of "Crazy B----" by Buckcherry, and now it is being called the white trashiest wedding in history. (NSFW, btw.)
How to Win at Going Back to School
It's that time of year once again. School is back in session. Don't be so glum about it. There are plenty of ways to make sure you have a successful year at school. Here's our guide to winning this year.
Huge Dog Plays Dead to Avoid Bath Time, Hilarity Ensues
This dog really, really does not want to take a bath, and will do almost anything to get out of it, including laying there like a big lump of lifeless dog. We've never seen such a strong desire to NOT take a bath.
Baby Goat Knows How You Should Really Be Using a Yoga Ball
This baby goat loves its yoga ball. Like, **loves.**
‘Game of Thrones’ Star Sophie Turner Adopted Her Direwolf
Alright, so SPOILERS! If you aren't caught up on 'Game of Thrones,' simply admire this picture of Lady Sansa and her direwolf and then walk away. Otherwise, read on.
Patton Oswalt Trolled Twitter to the Max
If you follow Patton Oswalt on Twitter, you hopefully noticed that he pulled off the greatest Twitter troll probably ever over the weekend.
Reporter Can’t Handle Grumpy Cat
Australian 'Today' Anchor Karl Stefanovic didn't stand a chance against Grumpy Cat.
15 Scientifically Proven Ways to Instantly Make Yourself Happy
OK, smiles everyone....smiles!
Watch Two Stuntwomen Reenact the Chicken Fight From ‘Family Guy’
With enough money, you can pay two famous stuntwomen to reenact the epic chicken fight scene from 'Family Guy.' That's what happened here.
Overly Excited Bird Is the Greatest Thing Ever
The pitter-patter of crazy Koolaid the bird's feet makes while he runs after his ball in this video is probably the greatest sound ever. Sorry, Beethoven -- yer DONE!
Video Proves Indignant Sheep Will Protest Anything
This video of a bunch of angry sheep protesting, well, something has led us to a few questions.
‘This Charming Charlie’ Proves ‘Peanuts’ and The Smiths Are a Perfect Match
The new Tumblr This Charming Charlie takes old Peanuts strips and replaces the dialogue with scraps of lyrics by The Smiths. It's pretty much perfect.