Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
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Rich Dude Dons Solid Gold Shirt to Attract the Ladies
Datta Phuge is a wealthy man, but he doesn't like expensive cars or vacations. Instead, the Pimpri, India, man has a passion for gold, and he doesn't feel like hiding it away. After much research, he had a team of 15 goldsmiths make him a shirt of gold, that he apparently plans on wearing around.
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James Franco’s Justin Bieber Tribute Video Is Weird Even For James Franco
You can't really be too surprised by this -- it is James Franco we're talking about here. Of course he made a full-length video for Justin Bieber's 'Boyfriend.'What else is he going to do, get another PhD?
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Cursing Man Exposes What Cruise Ships Are Really Like
If you're feeling a little trapped in your cubicle today, this NSFW video is *just* like being on a cruise ship, minus the weird drink bracelets and inevitable stomach viruses. Oh, plus lots and lots of cursing.
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10 Songs Taylor Swift Will Probably Write About Harry Styles
Another day, another Taylor Swift breakup. On the bright side, her split with One Direction member Harry Styles gives her some new material for her next album. We can't say when or how Swift will turn this into another hit song to terrorize us at the grocery store. We can only speculate. And speculate we shall. Here are some songs we wouldn't be surprised to hear on the radio by the end of this year.
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Fiat Abarth Goes Topless for Super Bowl 2013 Commercial
Fiat decided to fill us all with mixed emotions with this commercial for the 2013 Super Bowl. On the one hand, you have a terrifying, venomous scorpion. On the other hand, boobs.
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Fred Flintstone Replaced by Wrestler John Cena – Watch the Best Fruity Pebbles Commercials
Apparently kids need more "variety" today. That is one of the reasons why Fred Flintstone has been replaced by a professional wrestler on the Fruity Pebbles box. Although it is a "limited" run (only four million boxes), apparently John Cena is just the first of many people who will be gracing the brightly colored cereal's box.
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Get Quippy With These ‘Bunheads’ GIFs
Here you were just thinking today is "Monday." Little did you know it's actually New Episode of 'Bunheads' Day! The winter premiere of the ABC Family show is tonight, so cancel ALL your plans. It's Monday, why did you have plans anyway? Clearly you should be at home watching 'Bunheads.' Here are some gifs to prove that we're right.
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Brave Man Demonstrates 100 Worst Pickup Lines Ever
Bless this brave, Australian man -- he has done a service for us all. Here is a video where he says 100 of the worst pickup lines imaginable to women, with varying degrees of rejection resulting.
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Jamie Kennedy Hosted the Worst New Year’s Eve Show Ever
It seems that a massive undertaking like a New Year's Eve Special was a little more than independent, LA-based television station KDOC could handle. Really. It definitely was.
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Trombone Plus GoPro Camera Equals Extreme Laughs
Whatever you were planning on using your GoPro camera for, just know that it probably won't be as funny as this. We don't know if a specific event led this man to stick a GoPro on his trombone's slide, so we'll just say he was inspired by brilliance.
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The Best Old Money Dog Memes
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Subway ‘Sandwich Artist’ Fired Over Ketchup Dispute Gone Awry
Maybe Subway is stepping up their game a tad. They've made it abundantly clear that they now have avocados and sriracha sauce, and they will NOT be putting ketchup on anybody's sandwich. At all. They don't even have ketchup, and one employee was willing to fight to prove it. They don't call them sandwich artists for nothing.