Drew Weisholtz
10 Jokes About the Rapture
So, the rapture is coming. Again. Yup, Harold Camping — the preacher whose prediction the world would end this past May 21 — now says the apocalypse is set for Friday, October 21.
So, make sure your checkbook is balanced, you’ve turned off all the lights and filled your dog’s bowl with water. But, if we’re going to leave this world, why not leave with a smile, right? Here are 10 jokes about the ra
Congressmen Holding Fundraisers at Taylor Swift’s Washington Concerts
UPDATE: Turns out this information was false — Swift’s reps have told us that the singer’s shows are not, in fact, doubling as political fundraisers.
Taylor Swift is already a musical powerhouse, but she could soon turn into a political one, as well.
The superstar pulls into the nation’s capital this week for a pair of shows that will have seven Congressman in attendance to help them raise funds.
Eric Church Hopes to Write With Toby Keith and Learn from Him on Locked and Loaded Tour
Eric Church could be using his time touring with Toby Keith to churn out some great hits, with a little help from the veteran star.
Thieves Steal 21 Tons of Ketchup and Mustard
Thieves who made off with a semitrailer near Vienna, Austria better have a lot of hot dogs.
The trailer, parked in a lot and stolen over the weekend, contained 21 tons of ketchup and mustard.
Ricky Gervais Creating New Series, ‘Afterlife,’ About Atheist Who Goes to Heaven
Some would say Ricky Gervais won’t go to heaven when he dies, so he figures he’ll go there beforehand.
The sharp-tongued funnyman, best known for creating ‘The Office” and his biting sense of humor, is developing a new series called ‘Afterlife,’ about an atheist who goes to heaven after he dies.
Teen Dies Following Car Accident Involving LA Laker Lamar Odom
It’s a double dose of bad news for Lamar Odom.
A 15-year-old boy who was in a car accident last week involving the Los Angeles Lakers star has died.
Fan Dies at Texas Rangers Game While Trying to Catch Ball
A man died at the Oakland A’s-Texas Rangers game Thursday night in Arlington, Texas when he fell 20 feet over the left field wall while trying to catch a ball.
The victim, identified as Shannon Stone, had reached over a rail to grab a foul ball thrown into the stands by Rangers’ star Josh Hamilton in the second inning. Stone, who was in the lower level with his son, tumbled into an area behind a w
Charlie Sheen Reveals Steroid Use While Shooting ‘Major League’
Long before he dabbled in tiger’s blood, Charlie Sheen was taking substances that would be embraced by a generation of baseball stars.
The former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star has admitted he took steroids while shooting ‘Major League.’
Let Kids Eat Candy So They’ll Lose Weight? Not As Crazy As It Sounds
Well, here’s a twist in the battle to curb childhood obesity.
A new study has found that kids who eat candy tend to weigh less than children who don’t.
Yikes! Dead Man’s Body Dug Up To Give Back Dentures To Rightful Owner
Kenneth Ray Manis won’t rest in peace just yet.
The Chattanooga, Tennessee man died earlier this month, but his body will be dug up so officials can retrieve a set of dentures belonging to another man who recently shared a hospital room with him, leaving the roomie with teeth not properly sized for his mouth.
Duh! Potato Chips Will Make You Fat and Disgusting
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out eating potato chips will cause you to pack on the pounds.
Or maybe it does.
Uncivil Behavior a Growing Problem In the US
How rude!
That catch phrase from ‘Full House’ is now more relevant than ever, thanks to the results of the Civility in America survey.