The Midnight Writer is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines. He's written three humor books and often writes while under the influence. Under the influence of what, he will not say.
The Midnight Writer
Man Drives Same Rolls-Royce For 78 Years
You can't take it with you. Isn't that the expression people always use when they want your stuff after you drop dead? Mr. Allen Swift knew he couldn't take his 1928 Rolls-Royce Piccadilly P1 Roadster with him to the afterlife, but he made sure it was well taken care of after they tos…
Pockets Are For Squares — Carry Cash in the Cash Capsule
Wallets are for granddad and kids with a Velcro obsession. Real men use money clips or just fold their dough into their front pants pocket. These are the normal, yet not always safe, options.
‘Where’s Waldo’ Hat from Urban Outfitters Will Make Strangers Stare at Your Head
Need a reason for complete strangers to stare at your head, point, and yell "I think I see him!"? Then you, my friend, have issues.
1.21 Gigawhat? Delorean Taxis Hit New York
Roads? Where we're going we don't needs roads. We aren't going anywhere in these New York taxis that look like Deloreans from the Back to the Future movies.
20 Slang Terms From the 1920s That Guys Should Start Using Again
The Oxford American Dictionaries announced its "Word of the Year" yesterday, and it's about as dumb as you'd imagine.
10 Best Selling Atari Games Ever — The Atari 2600 Turns 35
The Atari 2600 is celebrating its 35th birthday this week. Has it really been that long since Pong?!?
Is This the Greatest Mugshot Ever?
No, it's not Louis CK, but it might be the greatest mugshot we've ever seen.