Feeling flatulent?  No problem!  According to this recent article, Americans are the chief consumer of this British-produced fart filtering underwear, called Shreddies.

And these trouser cough nullifyers are for both men AND women.  "I bought these for you, sweetie!  Merry Christmas," recalls ex-husband John Waters.

They odor-neutralize the rear panel using a special fabric.  Finally, a way to rip one in public without the social repercussions!

Blasting one in a room and vacating?  No longer!

Elevator nightmares?  Buh-bye!

Sales are reported to have increased 400% since word on the internet spread in the last few days.  So, really, this article is helping the international economy.  You're welcome, world.