And now, a survey that made me feel completely inadequate. 

A clothing company called Austin Reed surveyed 2,000 women to figure out the qualities that make up the "PERFECT MAN."   If you're a woman, are these the characteristics that you look for in a man?  We had some calls on the show today that suggest otherwise.  Check these out and listen to some of our calls from this morning.

 Physical.  Six feet tall.  Muscularly toned and athletic.  Brown eyes.  Short dark hair.  Smooth chest.  Clean shaven.  Good fashion sense, but gets ready in 17 minutes or less.  Wears jeans and a v-neck sweater.

 Habits.  Non-smoker.  Prefers beer over wine or cocktails.  Admits when he looks at other women.  Eats meat.

 Education, Career, Money.  College degree.  Earns more than you . . . approximately $76,000-a-year.  Drives an Audi.

 Hobbies.  Loves shopping.  Watches football.  Can swim and ride a bike.  Knows how to change a tire.  Has a driver's license.  Likes dramas and reality shows.

 Other Emotional Stuff.  Calls his mom twice a week.  Says "I love you" only when he means it.  Is sensitive when you're upset.  Has a good sense of humor.  Wants a family. 

 Some of these seem fair enough.  There's nothing wrong with a dude that loves his mom, right?  But shopping?  Reality TV?  Are these ladies looking for men or girl pals they can go shopping with?

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