A 911 call that was received by the police department in Niceville, Florida.  On January 2nd, they got a call from a four-year-old boy who wanted to turn in his father for being, quote, "bad."

And the kid DEMANDED that the 911 operator take the proper action . . . and report his father's badness to SANTA.

The kid wouldn't say what his father had done bad, but did say, quote, "when you're bad you get a big rock and you have to put it under your house."

The 911 operator sent a cop over to the house.  The officer couldn't find any problems there.