Will You Buy Goat Simulator?
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IT’S FINALLY COMING! The game that virtually no one is looking forward to, yet can’t stop talking about! Ever dreamed of being a goat? How about owning one? Driving one? Or bouncing one on a trampoline? Then you’ll LOVE Goat Simulator.
Already panned by both critics and the game’s creators, it’s designed for people who have always wanted to defy the laws of the universe through the eyes of Google’s lawn mowers.
How much would YOU pay for such a game? $4.99? No way! Free? That’s WAY too much! For the incredibly unfair price of $9.99, you can pre-order your copy today! This is an actual quote from the actual website:
Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.