18 Bizarre Homemade Halloween Costumes From Etsy [PICTURES]
Etsy, in case you don’t know, is basically the craft fair/flea market of the internet. Millions of people come together to sell the unique things they’ve handcrafted to those wishing to have something unique in their lives. And like most craft fair/flea markets, it’s got a lot of cool stuff. Also, a lot of weird items. (And a ton of tutus, for some reason.)
So we went looking through Etsy for the best of the worst in Halloween costumes, since it’s that time of the year. And before you ask, yes, every single thing you’re about to see is up for sale. You can actually buy these costumes! Why you’d want to, though, is another topic entirely.
Since when is the outfit that Flo, the “Kiss my grits!” waitress from ‘Alice’ wore considered drag? You want $50 for this? It doesn’t even come with enormous fake boobs!
The seller brags that nobody makes this costume. That’s because no kid wants to dress up as one of the creepy masked children in the meat grinder scene from the trippy 1982 Pink Floyd film ‘The Wall.’