With so much controversy circulating around fast food chain Chick-fil-A, the eatery’s business seems to be suffering significantly.

Many different social awareness groups have chosen to boycott its delicious chicken, and Americans all over the country are following suit. Can we live without their waffle fries? The simple answer is yes.

There are meals out there that pale in comparison to Chick-fil-A, but its food isn’t the best food on the planet.  There are plenty of other meals that will make you forget you ever even heard of Chick-fil-A. Here are 10 meals that will do the trick. We guarantee it.

1. Bacon-wrapped all beef Angus patty deep fried in children’s tears.

2. Tiramisu sprinkled with gold and laced with crack.

3. Spacecakes made by Scientology spokesalien Xenu.

4. Paul Kredler’s brain prepared by Dr. Hannibal Lector.

5. Deep-fried turducken with a side of crushed diamonds.

6. Blufin tuna sushi paired with seaweed salad from the Great Barrier Reef.

7. Grilled buffalo smothered in buffalo sauce.

8. Rotisserie bald eagle.

9. Scrambled dodo bird eggs with smoked gouda cheese.

10. Wolf steaks hunted and prepared by Sarah Palin.